it's feed a cold, starve a fever
it's feed a cold, starve a fever
i gonna needs ice cream, cheezburger, double pepperoni pizza, chicken tacos, sauteed pork chops and some Hawaiian punch to wash it down
oh, and bring me the tv remote and Little House of the Prairie dvds
i loves dat Nellie Oleson, she so bad
At leest iss nawt a stomach floo.
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